Skuttle-Butt

So I was out for a walk today and overheard three zebras talking.

Z 1: Hey, I got a phone call asking me to ref team Hillary’s locker room chatter before tonight’s political debate.

Z 2: They called me to ref team Donald’s locker room chatter.

Z 3: Yeah, me too. I called P.E.T.A. and told them that was cruel and unusual punishment and filed a complaint against both of them.

Z 1: Let's just go to the Giants vs. Packers game tonight instead. It's all the same - offsides, unnecessary roughness, delay of game, unsportsmanlike conduct, and a host of calls both sides will disagree with.

Round and round we go, again.

Four years ago almost to the day, I posted: 

Now that both political conventions are over, it's time for the spin to stop. We have been deluged with a barrage of "He said," She said," and "it's the other guy's fault," statements for months. "Their plan does this and takes from that while our plan takes from that and does this." 

And you say, "What?" 

Give us a break, please. Each campaign has been reduced to a plethora of put-downs rather than a platform of plans.

Stop the spin, look at the facts, show your cards, and let us chose who we want to be our next President.

So what has changed?