Sunday, October 9, 2016

Skuttle-Butt

So I was out for a walk today and overheard three zebras talking.

Z 1: Hey, I got a phone call asking me to ref team Hillary’s locker room chatter before tonight’s political debate.

Z 2: They called me to ref team Donald’s locker room chatter.

Z 3: Yeah, me too. I called P.E.T.A. and told them that was cruel and unusual punishment and filed a complaint against both of them.

Z 1: Let's just go to the Giants vs. Packers game tonight instead. It's all the same - offsides, unnecessary roughness, delay of game, unsportsmanlike conduct, and a host of calls both sides will disagree with.

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