Tuesday, July 27, 2010

What’s your excuse?


Ever been there, tried this?
   C’mon, give me a break.
   I was just going next door for change.
   I used my last quarter to call my dying grandmother.
   I gave my son my last quarter to buy milk at school. Someone wrote “meter broken” on the window.
   All I have are dimes and nickels, no quarters.
   My wife is having a baby - right now!
   And my all time favorite, My friend Tim, you might know him, works for the city and he’ll fix it anyway.

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